Beep!

Honda Jazz, Fiat 500, Micra, Yaris, Hyundai i10....clown cars all of them! My life is blighted by a constant stream of clown cars all seemingly incapable of speeds greater than 25 mph regardless of road conditions. These abominable excuses for automobiles are driven by people who loathe driving and would much rather be pedalling childrens toys (bikes) except they are afraid of the weather etc and in the female case not able to do hair or apply makeup whilst motoring along at the frightening velocity they seem to believe they are doing.....clown cars are not cars....get off the road, buses were made for you and your soul crushing driving habits! aaaaah, that feels better.

Circus, circus.

The clowns are out in force in the American senate today, I hope the spirit of Brexit appears and bites them on the arse in November.

Rocking christmas.

My girls celebrating xmas in their own style.

Round we go.

Stir it up Sunday today, a welcome relief from this years election madness. Spices, nuts, currants, raisins, breadcrumbs, flour, candied peel and lots more....plus lotsa booze! now that's a pudding. Which when topped off by my childrens wishes means we are looking to a great Christmas.

Hands off

I pay tax, quite a decent amount, I've always paid and while not happy about it I'll continue to pay at the current level. The tax plans just unveiled in the Labour manifesto means potential devastation to the future plans I have for my family as tax rises and appropriation take their toll. I have no wish to pay a single extra penny towards the malcontent turds that make up the majority of labour voters. We have enough safety nets in place here to help all members of society and I don't know why Govt should pander to the minority who can never be anything other than the spongers they are as opposed to those of us who work and produce. By labour measures that makes me heartless and an enemy of the people ( where have we heard that before?)…..so says the adherents of the worlds most murderous political philosophy...communism.

Thief in the night.

My beloved Mother, Mary Agnes Parry passed away last week in her sleep surrounded by her family in as she wished her own home, as good a passing as one could wish for I hope. This is not the place to mourn and mourn I do but I did want to mention the cause of her Passing. She was diagnosed with Alzheimers 4 years ago at 81 but had in fact been suffering for perhaps 3-4 years previously. A once determined, smart, powerful and incredibly independent Woman was rapidly reduced to a person completely relying on the help of others just as much as a new born depends on its parents. The NHS  in our area is pretty good and I could not fault the help we received from all concerned but even so the crushing effect on my Mother and all of us around her was immense. I'd just like people to know that Alz more than most diseases blights both the sufferer and their family, taking away all freedoms and most of lifes daily joys. I don't wish to rant but the increase in Alz needs more attention from both the public and the Govt.....Alz steals away everything from your loved one and spares no feelings. Sleep well Mum you are free now and always in our hearts. Jamie.

XR = terrorists

Extinction rebellion are going to try and close London down for two weeks and yet again the authorities will prove useless in stopping the red/green guard cause chaos. These people are terrorists and the only difference between them an AQ is that they have not directly killed anybody.....yet! but give them time and I'm sure they will make good on that. They need to be crushed now and I do mean crushed.

Never forget

I for one will never forget....or forgive.

Fast footwork

So Boris has pulled a fast one and wrong footed the left and the resulting screams of anguish and demented behaviour (they need to look up the real definition of a coup) is a wonder to behold, more liberal tears please Boris.

Better late than never!

If America can't see Trump as a good thing then sooner this than the shrieking commies waiting in the wings.

Little girls are made of!

I do enjoy my little girls rocking out, fatherly pride and all that but it seems they are becoming increasingly popular and are being offered chances to record etc......I think keeping this fun is best though.

All in all

I've a little spare time at the moment and as the devil makes work etc.....I started building another wall, a mans gotta have a hobby.

Commando

My girls are getting quite good at this and now have thousands of followers much to their and my amusement. Remember the third rule.....don't talk to commies!

Eat more meat

A bit busy to post lately but need to get at it again so until I can come up with something suitable this will have to do.....for my poorly sister, even auberge get their salad picked by 'locals'....stick with the well done steak!