Monday, 21 July 2008

Tasty

I am on the whole a pretty basic meat and veg type of guy....but I do love crispy Peking duck. Now apparently due to the combined actions of our masters in the Eu and a sneak in the guise of a Westminster council employee I am to be denied the pleasure of said delicacy.Just what is it about the Eu and non existent threats?...Iran strives for a nuclear weapon..no problem...poor Mr Wong makes a Peking duck and it's the nick for you mate! As for the council sneak...what a little rotter...a good days work mate? The Chinese in England are too busy getting on in life to make a fuss..Mr Council sneak is lucky duck isn't an Islamic delicacy or by now he would be in hiding lest one of Mo's mighty warriors separates him from his noggin!

4 comments:

Vinogirl said...

Are the sliced spring onions safe? I don't think they have much of a carbon footprint!!!!

Putz said...

wow, posh POSH, i have never had that delicacy, although have had your black puddin, kidney pie, and mooshy peas

Harry Hook said...

I suppose the new ovens will have to be made in the EU.

Lord Roby said...

Worcester council wallers are also now in the process of persecuting the icey-men of their parish.No chimes to be louder than 80 decibels beyond a 7.5m radius and no more than 4 chimes from any Ice-Cream Van in any one location.Nonces and Ponces the lotta them!