Wednesday, 19 November 2008

Timber!

I find the mental image of chainsaw wielding drug fiends decimating the Amazon in this Guardian article strangely appealing. I like the Guardians appeal to the green eco guilt they imagine exists in every lowlife drug user, a group well known for their sensitivity and humanity. I should imagine the combined cocaine usage of pop and film stars along with that of the British public on a friday night should be enough to devastate an area the size of Europe every week....in fact I would imagine Amy Winehouse is responsible for several thousand square miles on her own.

4 comments:

monkey said...

what a load of bollocks, sounds to me the writer of this article was on crack.
maybe this is the only way to condem smack heads to the lefties, its not that they are deprived sick individuals robbing all those they come across while bleeding the state dry. No its the fact they kill all the lovely green trees where the fairies live.

haddock said...

what will she do when she loses her looks ? bloody hell she makes Margaret Beckett look a charmer.

DirtCrashr said...

People still do coke?? That's so 80's.

Vinogirl said...

Darwinism at it's finest.