Tuesday, 20 July 2010

Yummy mummy

On our morning strolls around town Mrs OTW and number one daughter occasionally leave the littlest Princess in my care as they do a little shopping. I just push the pram around in the morning sun sipping on coffee and generally being a lazy sod. It didn't take me long to notice that I seemed to be the only adult male in a world of pram pushing yummy mummies...lucky me. Being the father of rather attractive children ( no resemblance to me obviously) the posh yummies of my local town seem to give me a more than friendly nod as they pass, or so I believe. Unemployment in America is pretty high but from the absence of males during working hours it seems that I have the field to myself......it's just the matter of my wife that complicates things...oh well!

2 comments:

Electro-Kevin said...

Their husbands are at home watching internet porn.

For every beautiful woman there's a guy sick to death of banging her.

(Wf: lazulty)

DirtCrashr said...

Lotsa pram-daddy's around here, but mostly on weekends!