The life of a class traitor and peripatetic scouser.
Thursday, 16 June 2011
Cut backs
In these dire economic times I have informed the chaps that tools are an unnecessary expense and from now on we all have to make sacrifices...it's a hard life indeed.
3 comments:
Albert
said...
Quick somebody phone up Health and Safety in Boot'll and lets see how new tools Thud has to buy after a visit from them.
There's a nice story in the papers today of the man who used a Beretta shotgun to remove a wart from his finger....saving on wart cream but removing most of his finger.
In these dire economic times I have informed the chaps that tools are an unnecessary expense and from now on we all have to make sacrifices...it's a hard life indeed.
3 comments:
Quick somebody phone up Health and Safety in Boot'll and lets see how new tools Thud has to buy after a visit from them.
There's a nice story in the papers today of the man who used a Beretta shotgun to remove a wart from his finger....saving on wart cream but removing most of his finger.
Beretta....no style that man. A Purdey, yes!
ill be digging with my hands then this weekend.
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