Due to a mix up when ordering a drink at the recent family wedding in Vegas I ended up being treated to a bottle of miller lite. Miller lite is for some reason known only to its evil makers ( I can't bring myself to say brewers) billed as beer...beer? you must be kidding. As a Catholic we were expected until recently to believe in purgatory, a timeless blank place that souls resided in before perhaps entry into heaven. Miller lite is the beverage equivalent as it manifests when drank the overwhelming experience of nothingness, no taste, no body, no anything, in fact it is almost surreal in its none existence. Just what function does this abomination perform? As a penance I purged myself after the unfortunate experience with a couple of large Jack Daniels and have since pledged to stick to Samuel Adams Boston lager, a much superior drink...cheers!