Tuesday, 11 February 2020

Beep!

Honda Jazz, Fiat 500, Micra, Yaris, Hyundai i10....clown cars all of them! My life is blighted by a constant stream of clown cars all seemingly incapable of speeds greater than 25 mph regardless of road conditions. These abominable excuses for automobiles are driven by people who loathe driving and would much rather be pedalling childrens toys (bikes) except they are afraid of the weather etc and in the female case not able to do hair or apply makeup whilst motoring along at the frightening velocity they seem to believe they are doing.....clown cars are not cars....get off the road, buses were made for you and your soul crushing driving habits! aaaaah, that feels better.

4 comments:

Michael said...

You're being 'smallist' now Thud!

The Yaris, I think, is the most reliable car you can buy, but I do love our Golf...

Thank goodness you left a Polo off your list too!

Tanza Erlambang said...

At least they are not wasting their time to wait for bus.... It could take hours in the USA...

# Love your analog....
have a wonderful day.

Thud said...

Michael...not so much the size although that does bother me, more a matter of velocity!

Michael said...

Thud, I got 'hooked' on a Golf by my elderly neighbour, who'd owned several rorty cars in hs many years.

He bought several, as he'd seen a film of a lorry being blown over onto a Golf on Dartmoor, and the structure remained intact with such a strong cage!

This is only the second one we've owned, but with such a small engine, is faster and nippier than the bigger diesel-engined car we had to start with!

There's nowhere to get any speed up these days, so we're quite happy at the moment...