On our morning strolls around town Mrs OTW and number one daughter occasionally leave the littlest Princess in my care as they do a little shopping. I just push the pram around in the morning sun sipping on coffee and generally being a lazy sod. It didn't take me long to notice that I seemed to be the only adult male in a world of pram pushing yummy mummies...lucky me. Being the father of rather attractive children ( no resemblance to me obviously) the posh yummies of my local town seem to give me a more than friendly nod as they pass, or so I believe. Unemployment in America is pretty high but from the absence of males during working hours it seems that I have the field to myself......it's just the matter of my wife that complicates things...oh well!
Tuesday, 20 July 2010
Yummy mummy
On our morning strolls around town Mrs OTW and number one daughter occasionally leave the littlest Princess in my care as they do a little shopping. I just push the pram around in the morning sun sipping on coffee and generally being a lazy sod. It didn't take me long to notice that I seemed to be the only adult male in a world of pram pushing yummy mummies...lucky me. Being the father of rather attractive children ( no resemblance to me obviously) the posh yummies of my local town seem to give me a more than friendly nod as they pass, or so I believe. Unemployment in America is pretty high but from the absence of males during working hours it seems that I have the field to myself......it's just the matter of my wife that complicates things...oh well!
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Their husbands are at home watching internet porn.
For every beautiful woman there's a guy sick to death of banging her.
(Wf: lazulty)
Lotsa pram-daddy's around here, but mostly on weekends!
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