Wednesday, 15 July 2009

Dumb and gummer

The scientists of Hamas have struck another blow for Islamic supremacy with their uncovering of a dastardly Israeli plot..."bravo" I say, it is only a matter of time before they invent something useful other than suicide vests and other such contributions to the modern world. Just in case anybody reading here would be stupid enough to comment...yes I know about islams glorious past....but that is exactly it...past! plus most of it's contributions were stolen from the nations they conquered a thousand years ago so not exactly an age of Islamic enlightenment.


Tim Leatherbarrow said...

Now i'm getting on a bit, can you tell me anywhere round here i can get a stick of that debauched 'chewey'?....We well remember the b&w days,i s'pose we should be glad we missed the sepia days,eh ,ol son?

Anonymous said...

me too, me too. I've lost interest and wouldn't mind finding it again either. So what if - at 60 - I end up morally corrupt. Thanks for the info - I will see out the Israeli Intelligence Service for some jump start on my flagging libido. Lorraine

Vinogirl said...

Can they put for pork scratchings in the chewy too?